ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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