why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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