Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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