It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
being pregnant is like rehab
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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