I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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