Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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