3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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