THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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