Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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