when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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