Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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