Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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