your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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