I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
where does the pee come out of this thing
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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