Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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