Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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