Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
one might say we're banned from that church
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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