also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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