My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
handjob tips. give me some.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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