absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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