guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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