Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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