i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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