I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
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Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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