ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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