She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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