Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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