But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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