walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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