his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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