theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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