Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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