We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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