YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
God, I missed his penis.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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