he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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