After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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