420 ftw
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize