one might say we're banned from that church
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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