i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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