I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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