i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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