Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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