i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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