Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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