Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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