Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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