So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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