we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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