dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
