nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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