If i come over, it means nothing
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NoShamevember. You game?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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