You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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