also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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