i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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