Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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